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The Jersey Devil is Here

The Temptation and the Taboo, Part 1

Rockin' Til the Apocalypse
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8/26/10: Time to hit the nudie bar!
Hello all you rockers. The time has come! It's time to hit the nudie bar! This Saturday I am playing The XXXV Club in South Amboy, NJ and all the info is in shows. Let me confirm the double-take that you just took. Yes, the price of admission includes the fully nude bar. Unlike the last show that was cancelled, this one is completely nude for those who like to leave no stone unturned. Also, it is BYOB, so if the admission is frightening, think about how much you would've dropped on the bar upon the sight of bare titties? One last thing...it's 18 and up. I like breaking them off early.

I look forward to seeing you at the nudie bar. Until then, keep it in your pants.
7/26/10: Electric Boogie and sexy Delaware photos
If you speak Spanish and you know how to boogie, then check out the latest episode #140 of the Electric Boogie Show. Nacho Boogie rocks out "The Cocaine Song" and a slew of current rock n roll artistry

Episode 140 of The Electric Boogie Show

Also, if you're one of those people whittling your life away on Facebook, you may want to check out some photos that were taken by Wendy at the recent Dover, Delaware show.

Photos of Dover, Delaware show
7/23/10: The White Trash Revival!
Check out episode 53 of The White Trash Revival where Donnie Cash spins the best in underground neo-trash roots music. Somewhere in the proverbial landfill, he gives "The Cocaine Song" a whirl. I don't fancy myself white trash, but white trash love me, and I love them...most of them...the ones I run into. Go figure!

Episode 53 of The White Trash Revival
7/16/10: Go-go bar show to be rescheduled
The show that is scheduled for tonight at AJ's Go-Go Bar has been canceled and will be rescheduled. I apologize to anyone for whom this utterly ruins their plans, but it's nothing within my control. If there is any solace to be taken, know that it will be rescheduled in August at another joint...and this one has full nudity. Oh yeah. I will keep you a(breast).
7/14/10: Darren Deicide hits the go-go bar!
Listen in on the latest episode of Lambert's Basement on Radio Free Satan. Episode 78 is a "Family and Friends" episode, and it features 2 tracks from "The Jersey Devil is Here". And yes Dave, you got yourself a bonafide, earl-aye in the morning "hudson river hangover"! Check it out:

Episode 78 of Lambert's Basement

This Friday I think I am going to be reaching something of a benchmark within my musical career. You take someone with a strong appreciation for sleaze like myself and combine that with a dearth of interesting venues in the area, and all roads can very easily point to a go-go bar. Yes, you read that right. I will be playing AJ's Go-Go Bar in "The Blue Room Lounge" this Friday in Secaucus, NJ. And in case you're saying to yourself, "Darren Deicide, I can spend $10 and see you anytime in New York City," then my glib response is, "Yes, but does it include titties?" Included in the price of admission is entrance to the go-go bar. I've offered many interesting and unscrupulous dealings to my audience. I'm just that sort of guy. But, I've never had the chance to offer something so, well, stimulating! And if that doesn't turn you on, my friend Nathan Carpenter will also be playing. Hope you like the scruffy types. Click on shows for all the information, including the Robbie Ravage B-day party the same weekend.
6/15/10: The Jersey City Independent covers The Barracks
Many a friend, and even a select few enemies, must testify to the wondrous levels of rock n roll achieved at my abode, The Barracks. Yes, it's true. We break em in hard at The Barracks. If you don't know how to rock, come to The Barracks. We'll show you. And it is a tremendous honor to have The Barracks featured in the latest edition of The Jersey City Independent. The Jersey City Independent is by far the best source of information for Jersey City affairs...and believe me, we have many affairs. Recently they did an article on The Barracks that was just as much about basement shows and the alternative music scene in Jersey City. The article is just plain awesome and delves into the virtues of house shows, roots-punk, and the perils of everything in between. Check it out:

Jersey City Independent article on The Barracks
5/25/10: Opening for Michale Graves of the Misfits
Friday is a very special show. I will be opening for Michale Graves of The Misfits at Europa in Brooklyn.

Tickets are available right now here

And I just found out my chum Nathan Carpenter is also playing! Alright all you Misfits fans. What you got?

Get all the gory details in "shows".
4/27/10: Updates and last minute show changes
It's impossible to argue with nature. Don't even try. That's why the Earth Day benefit at Harsimus Cemetery has been pushed to a rain date. Apologies for those who made a large effort to come out, but once again, if you try registering your complaints with nature, something tells me you won't get much customer service. So now the show is going to be May 2nd. Everything else is pretty much the same...same times, same place, and same fun. If you need a refresher course on the details, click on "shows".

This summer I will be hitting the studio to record new material that will culminate towards an exclusive vinyl release. I will unveil the details as they materialize.
4/22/10: Blog interview and a most unique way to celebrate Earth Day
I don't always take interviews seriously. A lot of interviews are pathetic attempts to gather mundane factoids about people's personal lives or just downright pointless. I blame poor interviewers. Yeah, that's right Bill O'Reilly. I'm talking about you, you weaselly twerp.

Luckily, I was fortunate enough to be bestowed with an interview by Jerem Morrow of The Worldwide Culture Gonzo Squad, Inc. I have to say that it was really stimulating. I'm getting a boner just thinking about it. Jerem went beyond the standardized bullshit and really dug into some interesting points. So this interview gets the Darren Deicide stamp of excellency. Other interviewers take heed. Yeah, that's right. I'm still talking to you, Bill, you pinheaded prick.

Interview with Jerem Morrow at The Worldwide Culture Gonzo Squad, Inc.

Now, this weekend is neat. Yes, neat. Is it because Earth Day is coming up? No, not really. Earth Day is just silly hippy nonsense. But, my Earth Day is taking the silly nonsense to new, unexplored terrains of humor. That's because this Sunday I'll be playing an Earth Day celebration at historical Harsimus Cemetery! This is the same cemetery that has been featured in Weird NJ and is the source of many a great folk tale in Jersey City. At a time when condos slowly encroach upon the area to reign suburban hell on to our sleazy urban heaven, places like Harsimus Cemetery need the help of every freak and weirdo on the block! So me, as well as my comrades Nathan Carpenter and The Old Man and his Po Buckra, will be rocking the cemetery on Earth Day. And get this, there will be tree-planting beforehand. I don't even need to crack a joke here. It's yours for the taking. So next time some self-righteous eco-nut tells you you're not doing anything to "save the earth", you can tell them you did your part by doing what needs to be done the most: recycling humans. The info is in "shows".
4/12/10: Facebook fan page
The new favored resting place for the bored is Facebook. Yesterday it was Myspace, but never doubt the ability of musicians to take a useful tool of promotion and rape it until everyone can't stand it anymore. Thus the exodus from Myspace to Facebook has begun. So let me join the next tidalwave of oversaturation that may ultimately destroy Facebook and ask you to connect to my Facebook fan page.

Darren Deicide Facebook fan page

If this is your favorite poison, you can keep up with my trevails by connecting. And don't ask me if I have a personal Facebook page. I don't. And no, that guy from Europe is not me. There is only one Darren Deicide.
3/24/10: Ich bin Darren Deicide
I stink with other languages, and I'm also a lazy bastard. These put into combination means that you're going to have to translate this German review from Musik An Sich on your own.

Musik An Sich review

I do know what 15 out of 20 means. Nicht schlecht!
3/15/10: Pics from tour and awesome show this Friday
I'm terrible at documenting life events. It's a good thing Mr. Jared Thomas Lord is better at this shit. His nifty computer/phone/iPod/gps covered all the bases. Here's the first page of photographic fuckery from the "Goin Out West Tour":

"Goin Out West Tour" photos

This Friday looks to be a shit ton of fun. The cuss words are flowing quite freely today. Anyway, yes, it is going to be a shit ton of fun in Brooklyn, NY because of "Sentimental Nostalgia: Cabaret & Burlesque". I have to say that the lineup is really neat. Not only will I be sharing the stage with some very talented people, but also, there will be burlesque. I wish I could tell you more about the burlesque, but honestly, I'm dying to find out what it will be like myself. Here is a link to the flyer:

Link to "Sentimental Nostalgia: Cabaret & Burlesque" flyer

Ahhhhh...that's so much easier than typing out the info. Good night!
3/6/10: A Post-Mortem on "The Goin Out West Tour"
First, I want to thank all the interesting and dedicated people that made "The Goin Out West Tour" a successful blast. The tour was a chaotic one with extreme ups and downs. Personally, I like a little chaos. It's fun. Jared Thomas Lord did his own blow-by-blow of the tour in his Myspace blog, so I'll let him fill in the gaps if you're interested:

Jared Thomas Lord's blog
2/8/10: THE GOIN OUT WEST TOUR!
Now, I don't usually write about my personal discord, but today is different. The reason is because I am writing you from a Washington DC hotel, completely surprised that I'm even here. I am on a quest. The prizes are the tables of green in the city of hope, Las Vegas. Yesterday I was presented with my first obstacle. No, it wasn't having to slay a dragon in my way. It was a blizzard that had knocked out all transportation lines out of Washington DC.

And so, I am unsure exactly what is to happen from this point. However, I am sure of one thing. Soon I will be shooting craps on tables of green instead of porcelains of white!

As a follow up to the "Goin Down South" tour that happened last summer, brace yourself for the "Goin Out West" tour. And what "Goin..." tour is worth a damn without the ever awesome and slovenly drunk Jared Thomas Lord, last of the murderous country balladiers?!

Jared Thomas Lord on Myspace Music

The kickoff begins at the infamous Double Down Saloon in Las Vegas and then weaves its way through Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, and California. The entirety of the tour will be my first time playing in new places, so I am even more determined to leave audiences smitten with the dirty boogie. The full schedule can be viewed in the "shows" section.

So I leave you from this shoddy internet connection. I have my work cut out for me to get to Las Vegas, and I have many avenues I am pursuing, so I must go. Rest assured of one thing...nothin's gonna stop me.
1/25/10: Some updates
I've been asked by a handful of people what my next move will be, so I figured I'd give y'all some updates on stirrings in Darren Deicide land. First, very soon I will be on the road and touring the southwest with Jared Thomas Lord. This will be my first excursion into Nevada, Arizona, and Texas. Yee haw! Details are coming soon. As for new material, yes, there are many things in the works, and soon I'll be able to talk about exactly what is coming down the pike. But in the meantime, just to clue you in, think vinyl my friends.
1/6/10: How to Spend Your iTunes Gift Card if You're from New Jersey
If you're wondering the answer to that question, ask "The Sexy Armpit"...

"How to Spend Your iTunes Gift Card if You're from New Jersey" by The Sexy Armpit

They've compiled a list of New Jersey-related items they feel are worthy of your consumerist attention. In the list is this...

The Jersey Devil is Here: Darren Deicide ($8.91) - hard to put your finger on this one, but it's catchy, fun, and dark simultaneously. Download it if you're daring and ready for something different.

So if you're boring and scared of anything new, don't click on this:

A direct link to the iTunes site for The Jersey Devil is Here


 
 
 
 
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